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Zane is currently accepting applications for sales reps for her adult toy line.
But you can't just buy your way into like other companies.
You have to be "capable" of running an APF party!
If you think you have what it takes, write Zane a brief essay of
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Email it to

Sales Rep Program

Zane and Strebor Books International Launch Independent Sales Rep Program!
Bestselling Author Zane announces an opportunity for those interested in making extra dollars through book sales. Cash in on this innovative idea to earn money by becoming an independent sales representative for Strebor Books International (SBI).
Zane is publisher of SBI, which is an imprint of Simon & Schuster, and has 35 plus authors whose titles will be available for sale. You can also sell the popular Zane titles. Offer a variety of novels from romance to mystery to urban fiction to your friends, family members and co-workers at a discounted price. Create home-based parties or simply sell out of the trunk of your car; any way you think you can generate sales in this profitable venture.
The good news is that sales reps will be paid in advance. In coming months, Zane will also be utilizing the same sales team to market her various merchandise lines. There will be many awards and incentives for those who push the envelope and are eager to earn a substantial extra income.
If you're serious about this moneymaking opportunity, email and put "Sales rep" in the subject line. Be sure to include your name, mailing address, and phone number in the email. More details will be forthcoming including a sales rep agreement, catalogs, and a start-up kit.
Also, please be sure to send a blank email to so that you will be given regular updates. Some of you may have already joined.


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